#Max stranger things 3 series

#Max stranger things 3 series

By next series he's going to have a girlfriend, side piece, ex-wife and illegitimate son all vying for his attention. Will's going to get there eventually, he's just a slow starter. He just wants to play Dungeons & Dragons with his friends, but they have other interests now because they've all become furiously horny before he has. My dude Will still has severe PTSD from previous series of Stranger Things, but at the same time, get over it pal. He would be the Demogorgon's next target and not enough nail-protruding baseball bats in the world could save him. Steve would be forced to live out the rest of his life without friends, lovers and admirers. His hair would lack volume and structure, falling flat and lifeless.

Steve could've lost his job, thereby rendered penniless and unable to afford Farrah Fawcett setting spray. She took advantage of the Scoops Ahoy free sample policy and ultimately put Steve and Robin's jobs at risk, jeopardising the financial success of the company. Overall, a Grade A chump.Īside from the best line of the series, 'You can't spell America without Erica', this character is landing low in the list for one overarching reason. Other than wanting to do some smooching with Eleven, what else had Mike to offer this season? He was a terrible friend to Will, showed little concern for making Dustin feel welcome when he returned from camp and he ignored his mother's blatant signs of infidelity. The most noticeable difference between Stranger Things 3 and previous series was how insufferably horny all of the characters were, with Mike being no exception. He just wanted to do some kissing, that was his main motivation and although it's an honourable one, it's also very boring. Mike annoyed Hopper this series, therefore he annoyed all of us.